(Jess and I were getting absolutely eaten up in Minnesota! -John)
Mosquito. Oh you @!*^%*# mosquito!
My loathing toward you has no bounds.
None.
You are my nemesis.
No friend would torment me so.
Painful proboscis poking.
Suck, suck, sucking away at me.
There’ll be no quarter for you.
Why must you torment me?
I’ve done you no harm, yet.
Come hither my pretty. Just a little closer.
Steady now. That’s it.
So small.
So insignificant.
Time for you to meet your maker.
Leave me be.
Mosquito. Oh you @!*^%*# mosquito!
As a southwesterner transplanted in Minnesota, I share your pain!